1: What do you put on hotdogs? If I were to eat hotdogs, mustard.
2: Do you say “anticlimatic” or “anticlimactic”? Anticlimactic.
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping? No.
4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink? Black.
5: Do you use your parking brake? Rarely ever.
6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall? Zero.
7: Do you know how to play chess? Not at all.
8: How often do you clean the interior of your car? Hardly ever, but I did clean it a bit today.
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first? No.
10: Ever fallen in the shower? When I was younger, but not in a long time.
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers? 8.
12: What’s the worst thing you’ve ever called someone you care about? I don’t even know…
13: Do you have a Snuggie? No.
14: Are you allergic to anything? A certain medication, but as far as I know that’s it.
15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD? None worth mentioning.
16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed? Zero.
17: Ever driven away in anger? No.
18: What’s your favourite freezie colour? Red.
19: Are you a vegetarian? Yes!
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What’s on top? Yes, paper towels.
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them? Cross them out.
22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment? I don’t think so.
23: Do you think that things will get better? Of course!
24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it? I’m sure. I can’t think of any in specific.
25: What’s your favourite quote? I don’t have a favorite.
26: Did you/are you going to go to prom? Nope, and I’m probably not going to go this year either.
27: What’s the most physically painful thing you’ve ever experienced? Probably a concussion.
28: What’s the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you’ve ever experienced? Uh, suicidal thoughts.
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person’s life? Not that I’m aware of.
30: What’s your favourite book genre? Horror.
31: Did you like “Gigli”? Be honest. What’s Gigli?
32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre? Yes, because it was a shitty movie and we were probably going to get kicked out anyway.
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes? No, I just don’t look if it’s too gruesome.
34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream? I don’t recall.
35: Do dogs like you? Fuck yeah they do!
36: Would you say that you project an air of authority? Nope.
37: Do people listen when you speak? Hopefully.
38: How are your elbows? Are they okay? They’re great.
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest. Sleep.
40: Do you use torrents? Not anymore.
41: When was the last time you paid for music? A few months.
42: Are you addicted to technology? Probably.
43: Pick a person (you don’t need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be. I love him, and he is the besttt. <3
44: Do you check your computer’s dictionary for the definition of words you’d otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure? No?
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect? I don’t rely on either at all really.
46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win? It’s been awhile; I don’t quite remember.
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing? I pause it if I can.
48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping? That obnoxious beeping. -.-
49: Peter Pan? I don’t think I’ve ever watched it.
50: How often do you fall up the stairs? Not too often.
51: Do you pronounce “anti” as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: “That scene was very anticlimactic.”) Ant-eye.
52: Do you pronounce “via” as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: “We can get there via Tremont Street.”) Vee-uh.
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?